Ok MacGyver

Silly Field Crickets.... thinking they can move into my house.... Who do they think they are????

*chirp* chirp* chirp*

"what the...."

*chirp* chirp* chirp*

"a cricket? where is he?"

*chirp* chirp* chirp*

"shut up!"


-Mission Number One-

Asia sits reading Breaking Dawn on couch
A tiny useless cricket came chirping into our living room
-Justin- enters stage left carrying a broom
- sweeps broom under heating registers... chirping stops.
Justin exits stage left

"Guess you got him?"

5 minutes later

*chirp- chirp Chirp****


"ah Justin!.... where do you think he is?"

Justin enters stage left

*chirp Chirp CHIRP*

"I don't know but ahhhh shut up cricket"

Justin reclaims broom and sweeps madly under the registers... chirping stops (momentarily)
2 minutes later..... chirp.. Asia sits book down- disturbed- annoyed- mission sets in motion- moves couch - lifts it over her head... spins it three times... throws it 85 ft. moves coffee table.... sweeps furiously.... screaming

"Cricket!!!! I'll kill it!


waiting.... waiting.... no more chirping


"I guess you want to watch the movie? (p.s. I love you)" Justin suggests


Couple exit stage left... enter new Scene: T.v. room

Asia and Justin snuggle on couch. Tv noise in back ground... cricket enters stage right.

"Ah the cricket!!" "Justin get up the cricket!!!"

The small little black creepy crawly crept passed the couples feet while Asia screamed and tried to throw a bowl over the monster while Justin tried to squish it.....with much success the couple believed to have squished the monster by throwing clothes over it and stomping only to hear ..............Chirp..CHIRP...CHIRP.. a few moments later.

"Just, I think he is inside the wall?"

"We could spray something in there?"

"Ohh yeah.. get me some hairspray... and a hammer..."

"oh some straws... three straws"

"who are you? MacGyver"

"hahhahahaha" ---- after my Macgyver multiple personality was released - there was no hope for that darn cricket....I used the hammer to take apart the heating register I sprayed some hairspray behind my heating register....nothing... hmmm- alright now i put the straws together to create an extra long straw and poked the straw behind the floor moulding and suddenly a cricket appeared.. ahhhh I freaked out and sprayed that poor cricket with a lot of hair spray and squished him.

Meanwhile... 500 hundred other crickets have attack since then


THE END